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bearhug07 Strange Bears
Sydney
Posts: 444

Garth and I had a difference of opinion before he left for work this morning ........later in the day he sent me this email....coincidence or is he trying to tell me something....... bear_grin  bear_grin




A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of
him.  He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.         
'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down
here at this time of night?         

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'. 
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.         

The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.         

Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.

'Yes, I do' she replies.         
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when
your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'         

'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.         

The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and
said, 'Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years?'         

'I remember that, too' she replied softly.         

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said 'I would have gotten out today.


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Daphne Back Road Bears
Laconia, NH USA
Posts: 6,568

That's so funny and so awful!  :crackup:  bear_cry

My husband would be in SERIOUS trouble when he got home for sending that one!!!! bear_tongue  bear_laugh

DebbieD Posts: 3,540

:crackup:  :crackup:   My OH got it instantly...and seemed to see more humor in it than I did  bear_ermm  Hmmmm....

Stellajella Wien
Posts: 1,399

*giggle* Sandra, errrrmmmmm.....I believe in coincidences  :crackup:

Gaby bear_flower

TamiL Dolls N Dreams
Aurora, Colorado
Posts: 6,454

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Alexis Lexsomnia Bears
Posts: 123

Oh my!  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  That is really hilarious!

valewoodbears Valewood Bears
Yorkshire
Posts: 6,537
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So funny  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Pauline

SueAnn Past Time Bears
Double Oak, Texas
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bear_whistle  bear_whistle  bear_whistle  bear_whistle  GOTTA be coincidence!  bear_whistle  bear_whistle  bear_whistle  bear_whistle

Jack&Lilia Jack & Lilia
Gloucestershire
Posts: 3,488
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:crackup: what a chuckle!  :crackup: lynne

BootButtonBears BootButtonBears
Adelaide
Posts: 2,837
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That was great.  Loved it!

Kirsten So. Cal.
Posts: 302
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My hubby liked that too much.

heartsez Hearts Ease Bears
Fairfax,Vermont
Posts: 660

Dead Man Walking!!!!!  :crackup:  :crackup: no really im sure he was TRYING to inject some humor into the situation and make you laugh
a sense of humour is really important in a marriage and my husband and i do try and throw that in when life gets too intense sometimes,
you gotta laugh!  deb

patsylakebears Patsy Lake Bears
Sydney
Posts: 3,442

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Dilu Posts: 8,574

bear_cry  I on the other hand do not believe in coincidences



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Michelle Helen Chaska, Minnesota
Posts: 2,897

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