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Upstate New YorkMaybe you've seen ... but I just received this and laughed!
Gals Over 30 by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes
This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and for those who
are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their
30's...AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!...
Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here
are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to
ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it! She does something she wants to do. And,
it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she
is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age
of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match
with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of
course,if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they
think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
what it's like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best
friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over
30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she
knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins
to a woman over 30. They always know.
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not
true of younger women.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier
than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if
you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't
ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old
waitress.
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow
when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for
you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women
realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
MerBear OriginalsThank you - that is priceless.
Marion
Upstate New YorkI love Andy Rooney. Dry, dry, dry.
LOL Deb!!!
Flying Fur StudiosNow I can't wait to turn 30 LOL 
Soo funny, thanks!
Heather
Past Time BearsCuuuuuuute! I'm so far past 30 that Andy would think me a saint!! 
Posts: 8,574And I do believe it's even better after 50.
bears by beesley TMYes Darlin, we just get better and better with age. Thanks for the laugh!
Back hills Weezie
UKhehe gotta laugh at the little sausage bit
Baird'sBears
What a great piece! Thanks, Deb :hug:
And for women over 60, it goes double!! :dance:
Eileen
Delartful BearsHehehe, I'm also looking forward to turning 30.... :cake:
Its not for a few years yet though!
Danni
AARGH! You younguns just remind me I'm rolling slowly but steadily up and over the hill in the next few months. Cut that out!
Deb, you have NO IDEA how much this made me laugh. That pig/sausage thing had me rolling. I have an interesting, but not publicly appropriate, visual related to that concept if you're interested in having me send it your way. 
Upstate New YorkAbsolutely ~ email it along! ;)
P.S. "Over the Hill?" What hill?
Matilda Huggington-beare. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women
realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
:twisted: :twisted: 
Flying Fur StudiosShelli, you are too funny. Sorry for being yonger than you?? LOL 
Danni, sounds like we are the same age. Very cool!!!
still laughing at the sausage bit,
Heather
Delartful BearsHi Heather - I'm 24 - how about you?
Danni
LuxembearsSend it to me Shelli.
Deb I laughed out loud at then end.
Wonderful words. Thanks for sharing.
I saw this is a magazine yesterday:
"A good friend will always bail you out of jail....a great friend will be sitting beside you saying. " DANG...That was fun!". I am still laughing over this one!
Upstate New YorkJudi ~ You won't be disappointed!
