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MerBear Jun 12, 2008

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
      >
      > Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining
to my
      > Husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
      > Telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
      > suggestion.
      >
      > 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
      > Toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
      >
      > Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
      > Front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will
this
      > Take?' I asked.
      >
      > 'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.
      >
      > I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between
      > My breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'
      > Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'
      >
      > He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
      > Again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
      > straw.
      >
      > Stupid, stupid man.

doodlebears Celebration AmbassadorJun 12, 2008

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Love it!

Hugs, Jane.         

Lovethosebears Jun 12, 2008

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DebbieD Jun 12, 2008

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baggaley bears Jun 12, 2008

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Vicki

Jack&Lilia Jun 12, 2008

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Melbear Jun 12, 2008

Heehee, I'd send this one to my SO but he might use it! lol. 

Hugs!
Melanie

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mjbears Jun 14, 2008

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