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Kim-Bee Bears
Pennsylvania
Posts: 5,645

kbonsall Oct 24, 2005

Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have!
I've used it all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.

Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month
ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring
husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started
becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another, and somehow, I ended up
with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.

After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with
bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!

In fact, the stains came out so well, the detectives who came by yesterday
told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney
called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance
of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being
a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people. bear_laugh