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kbonsall Kim-Bee Bears
Pennsylvania
Posts: 5,645

Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have!
I've used it all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.

Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month
ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring
husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started
becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another, and somehow, I ended up
with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.

After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with
bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!

In fact, the stains came out so well, the detectives who came by yesterday
told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney
called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance
of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being
a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.  bear_laugh

MerBear MerBear Originals
Brockville, Ontario
Posts: 1,540

priceless!!!

Marion

psichick78 Flying Fur Studios
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Posts: 3,073

Kim.... where did you find my letter???
Sorry, had to say that. Very funny
Heather

kathytaylor Ruby Mountain Bears
Northern Nevada, USA
Posts: 1,467

Being in my forties and just now beginning hot flashes, and some really erratic mood swings, I found that letter totally hysterical!!!!!! bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin
Thanks for the Laugh.
Love, Kathy

Deb Upstate New York
Posts: 1,650

LOL, good one!

gotobedbears Posts: 3,177

Ha Ha Ha  bear_laugh

excellent - if only i'd known about Tide detergent  i would never have spent the past 15 years in the clink !!!

(only joking - i got off on a plea of insanity)

Penny  bear_wacko  bear_wacko  bear_wacko

kbonsall Kim-Bee Bears
Pennsylvania
Posts: 5,645

AHHHH!!!!! Penny is  :twisted:  he he he just kidding  :hug:

gotobedbears Posts: 3,177

oh no Kim - me and the old machete are real good pals - we bin thru a lot together in 'Nam'.... but that's another story....

what me? Crazy? Nah  bear_wacko  bear_wacko  bear_wacko

Penny  bear_tongue

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