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I received this in an email the other day and thought it was fun
Type out the sentence you get from this
Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama
Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm [INVALID] and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!
I jumped on a Fireman because I am cool like that.
I jumped on a pickle because I'm [INVALID] and I do what I want to do. ?
Hugs
Carolyn
I jumped on a banana because I think I need some serious help! :crackup: :crackup:
I had lunch with a stuffed animal because I'm NOT crazy! Ha!
I see absolutely nothing wrong with that sentence. I find it to be quite true actually! :crackup:
Hugs and hugs, :hug:
Aleta
I karate chopped my best friend's boyfriend because I'm Awesome! Now THAT's silly!!
I licked a baseball bat (eeeewww) because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars. I wish!!
I smelled a ninja because the voices told me too!!!
what sort of weirdo am I?????
I yelled at a snowman because I think I need some serious help!
Yup that sums me up alright!!!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
I licked a surfer because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. Am I weird or what????? :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
I danced with my science teacher because the voices told me to.
See I just knew I was bonkers...Thanks Patsy for helping prove this.
Hugs, Jane.
I jumped on a fork because i can
I ran over a baseball bat because I am NOT crazy! Ooooh ... and all along I thought I was!
Marg
l ran over a snowman because l can :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
I sang to a stuffed animal because Big Bird said to and he's my leader!
How true, since I am always singing or humming or something.............
Ellen
I sang to a homeless guy because I'm [INVALID] and do what I want !! I'm sure he would run away screaming LOL
I jumped on a monster because I'm a ninja! I wouldn't get very far in the shadows today though wearing blue, purple, green and yellow tye dye...perhaps that's why i got into a fight with a monster...it was trying to drag me back into the closet before I frightened everyone with my top!
:crackup: I kicked a homeless guy because I can't control myself!!
I love this little diddy. I sent it to all my friends and family.
Thanx for the chuckle!
I licked a monster because that's how I roll. Too funny I have to send this on to friends!
Lynn
I had lunch with a homeless guy because I'm [INVALID] and do what I want :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
I ran over your mom because I'm NOT crazy, lol, your poor mom
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
"I smelled a gangster because I'm cool like that" and my sister.......
:crackup: "I did the macarena with my mobile phone because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway" :crackup:
My hubbys: I karate chopped a smurf because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. :crackup:
Mine: I smelled my sister because I'm NOT crazy. I don't have a sister. I do still have my smurf figurines though! :crackup:
(OMG - did I just say that out loud!!!)
I did the Macarena with your Mom because I think I need some serious help!!!
THIS IS FUNNY!!
*giggle*
I danced with a banana because that´s how I roll !!!!
Thanx for the giggle :hug:
Gaby
I loved a noodle because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway. Am I the only one wearing orange today?????