Skip to main content

Banner Sponsors

Shelli Makes - Teddy bears & other cheerful things by Shelli Quinn
No Monkey Biz - Domain name registration, hosting

Tami E Tami Eveslage Original Teddy Bears
Milford Ohio
Posts: 2,367

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.

When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece Of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.  After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'


'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

41C1GXpV7HL__SL500_AA280_.jpg

baggaley bears Baggaley Bears
UK ( nottinghamshire )
Posts: 2,192
Website

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  Oh my Tami thats so funny  :clap:

Hugs  :hug:
Vicki x

edie Bears by Edie
Southern Alberta
Posts: 2,068

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

FenBeary Folk FenBeary Folk
Pointon Fen, Lincolnshire, UK
Posts: 2,234

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup: priceless

Gijzette Elfin Bears
Mount Dora FL
Posts: 1,507
Website

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Hugs,

matilda Matilda Huggington-beare
WA
Posts: 5,551

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

patsylakebears Patsy Lake Bears
Sydney
Posts: 3,442

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Daphne Back Road Bears
Laconia, NH USA
Posts: 6,568

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

TamiL Dolls N Dreams
Aurora, Colorado
Posts: 6,454

bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin

Carolynn Teenytinyteddybears
Posts: 444

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :clap:  :clap:

DebbieD Posts: 3,540

:crackup:  :crackup:  :redface:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Honest mistake  bear_rolleyes

Dawn J Hugs Unlimited
West Yorkshire
Posts: 310
Website

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Very very funny.

Michelle Helen Chaska, Minnesota
Posts: 2,897

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Board footer

Powered by FluxBB

Banner Sponsors


Intercal Trading Group - Your mohair supplier
Tedsby - Handmade teddy bears and other cute stuffed animals. Hundreds of teddy artists from all over the world and thousands of OOAK creations.