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TamiL Dolls N Dreams
Aurora, Colorado
Posts: 6,454

An Old, Blind Cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some  coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are  blind,  that you should know five things:

      1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

      2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

      3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

      4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

      5.   The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.' 


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haha thats a good one! bear_laugh

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Bubble-Up Bears Bubble Up Bears!
Murrieta, California
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Oh I got to send that one to Denise!!!!!  bear_original

doodlebears Doodlebears
UK
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Oh boy, that's great I laughed out loud to that one Tami, thanks.

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Marlys Waggle Bears
So Cal Desert
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DENBY30 DENBY BEARS
EDISON, NEW JERSEY
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