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Dolls N DreamsAn Old, Blind Cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
Cutiepie Bearshaha thats a good one! 
Past Time Bears:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Goldelocs Bears :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Bubble Up Bears!Oh I got to send that one to Denise!!!!! 
DoodlebearsOh boy, that's great I laughed out loud to that one Tami, thanks.
Hugs, Jane. 
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Chaska, Minnesota:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
DENBY BEARS:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: that was a good one!
