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thumperantiques Newcastle, Ontario
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1.3454978052.jpegTHE BOTTLE OF WINE

For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine:

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.

Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.

'What in bag?' asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, 'It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.'

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:

'Good trade.....'

rowarrior The Littlest Thistle
Glasgow
Posts: 6,212

Lol, very good!

edie Bears by Edie
Southern Alberta
Posts: 2,068

I've heard that one before, Brenda, but isn't it great! Still makes me laugh!

SueAnn Past Time Bears
Double Oak, Texas
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Dreli-Bears Dreli-Bears
Salzburg
Posts: 720
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just fantastic ......... but stop!!!  I would need a barrel for mine - because he is worth more than thousands of bottles - for many husbands I know, a bottle would even be to much!!!!!!!! hahahahaha
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susiray Bear-Hands
Algarve, Portugal
Posts: 482

that was  great thanks for the laugh, its one of those that comes to mind every so often and then people in the supermarket think you've lost the plot as you are laughing to yourself. :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Bubble-Up Bears Bubble Up Bears!
Murrieta, California
Posts: 1,804

Good one! :crackup:

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