For artists and collectors sponsored by Intercal...your mohair supplier and Johnna's Mohair Store
"Where's the candelabra? There's supposed to be a candelabra."
Don't be silly, the candelabra is on the GRAND!
Hey, you're supposed to PLAY the piano - not EAT it!
Maybe he thought it was chopsticks...
Hey, you're supposed to PLAY the piano - not EAT it!
"Oh? Piano? I thought you said PANINO!"