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One day a baby polar bear asks his mom, “Mom, am I 100% polar bear?” And the mom says, “Well, I’m 100% polar bear and your dad is 100% polar bear, so yes, you’re 100% polar bear.” So he goes to his dad and asks “Dad, am I 100% polar bear?” And his dad says, “Well, I’m 100% polar bear and your mom is 100% polar bear, so yes, you’re 100% polar bear. Why do you ask?”
“Because I’m freakin' freezing.”
I just want to give him a big hug.