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I'm not sure what a TSA agent is, (customs?) but I'm sure he/she will be running for cover upon discovering that!
Reminds me of when I brought six hard salami back from California with me (we can't get them out here in Mississippi). I opened my bag on my arrival and found a polite note saying that it had been inspected by the TSA. Goodness only knows what they thought was in there!
Charlotte, TSA is our Transportation Security Administration . . . the airport security search everybody (including their luggage) who flies is subjected to before getting on a plane. Ugh.
Ah I thought it was something along those lines. I don't fly often. Only two things truly scare me - spiders and flying. Given the choice, I think I'd rather be placed in a room full of tarantulas than fly! It's a tough one though! I opt to drive or get a train half way across Europe rather than fly, much to he who mustn't be obeyed's annoyance!
Oh, I hate flying, too. The "salami trip" was to see my Dad across the country who literally said: "Come see me before I die." Not that he's particularly old or in danger of death, but he does have health problems. It was the guilt trip of the century.