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Baby polar bear: "Daddy, are you 100% polar bear?"
Daddy polar bear: "Yes, son. My mother is a polar bear. My father is a polar bear. That makes me 100% polar bear."
Baby polar bear: "Mommy, are you 100% polar bear?"
Mommy polar bear: "Yes, my little one, my mother is a polar bear. My father is a polar bear. That makes me 100% polar bear."
Baby polar bear: "If you are 100% polar bear and Daddy is 100% polar bear then I must be 100% polar bear, too."
Mommy polar bear: "That's true! You are 100% polar bear!... Why do you ask?"
Baby polar bear: "Because I'm freakin' COLD!"
This picture deserves a triple "Awwwwwww" "Awwwwww" "Awwwww"
(and if he's cold, Randy, he can come and sit with me under my teddy bear blanket! )