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Jare Hares & Bears
Polo, IL
Posts: 983

Jare Hares & Bears Jan 3, 2006

I got this in an e-mail this evening and had to pass it on! It is too funny!
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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the
winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or
their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
at all ...

... And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make America great,
(not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any
other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the Western
Hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color,
age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of
computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually
implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and
is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the
sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to
perform as expected within the usual application of good
tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance
of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first,
and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or
issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

Happy New Year