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psichick78 Flying Fur Studios
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Posts: 3,073

psichick78

okay it's a groaner, but a good one.



A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Friday.



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kbonsall Kim-Bee Bears
Pennsylvania
Posts: 5,645

kbonsall

OH MY!!!  bear_laugh

TamiL Dolls N Dreams
Aurora, Colorado
Posts: 6,454

TamiL

bear_grin  Thats funny!

Roxanne Bear Paws by Roxanne
Odessa, Tx
Posts: 917

Roxanne

hmmmm, I would have to put a hurtin on him too!   :twisted:

Bonnie Mountain Dreamer Bears
wooly woods of Missouri, USA
Posts: 1,538

Bonnie

bear_laugh  bear_laugh  bear_laugh  bear_laugh  bear_laugh  bear_rolleyes

gotobedbears Posts: 3,177

gotobedbears

HAW HAW HAW - i'm coughing with laughter at this one Heather  bear_laugh

and my eyes are waterin'

Nice One  bear_thumb

Penicillin Pen  :hug:

Gatehouse Bears Gatehouse Gallery
Lockwood, Victoria, Australia
Posts: 227

Gatehouse Bears

I LIKE IT bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin

bearsbybeesley bears by beesley TM
Tofield Alberta Canada
Posts: 6,818

bearsbybeesley

Ha Ha Ha!  Thank you for the laugh Heather! I needed that today!

Many Hugs Louise

Cleathero Creations Cleathero Creations
Ripley, Queensland
Posts: 1,925

Cleathero Creations

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SueAnn Past Time Bears
Double Oak, Texas
Posts: 21,917

SueAnn Help Advisor, Banner Sponsor

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I Love Teddies South Florida
Posts: 1,684
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I Love Teddies

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kathytaylor Ruby Mountain Bears
Northern Nevada, USA
Posts: 1,467

kathytaylor

Helloooo,,
they would have been sweeping up his ashes if it was me!!! bear_grin  bear_laugh  bear_grin

jazzyrags Jazzy Rags
nsw
Posts: 1,494

jazzyrags

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doodlebears Doodlebears
UK
Posts: 7,414

doodlebears Celebration Ambassador

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Jane  bear_thumb

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