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Daphne Back Road Bears
Laconia, NH USA
Posts: 6,568

NEW JOB

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys.

The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800.

The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.

The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.


The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.


When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmos all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmos.

She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.

After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.


"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday........

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".

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lbbears Wind Lake. Wisconsin
Posts: 191

I love this one bear_laugh  bear_laugh  bear_laugh  bear_laugh

Gatehouse Bears Gatehouse Gallery
Lockwood, Victoria, Australia
Posts: 227

I love it!! bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin

Deb Upstate New York
Posts: 1,650

Good one!

clare14 Country Bears
England
Posts: 3,066

Ha! Ha! Ha!  Love it!!!  :dance:  bear_laugh  bear_laugh  bear_laugh  bear_laugh  bear_laugh  bear_laugh  bear_laugh  bear_whistle

baggaley bears Baggaley Bears
UK ( nottinghamshire )
Posts: 2,192
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LOL  love it  bear_laugh   bear_laugh   bear_laugh   bear_laugh   bear_laugh

WildThyme Wild Thyme Originals
Hudson, Ohio
Posts: 3,115

That's a good one Daphne!

DebbieD Posts: 3,540

bear_tongue Oh dear!  bear_tongue

Bonnie Mountain Dreamer Bears
wooly woods of Missouri, USA
Posts: 1,538

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Rolling in the floor here!

starlite Starlite Bears
Renfrew,Scotland
Posts: 1,676

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I actually own a Tickle Me Elmo  - loved this bear_thumb

Sandi.S. Posts: 1,277

bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin Had to share that one with Daniel!

patsylakebears Patsy Lake Bears
Sydney
Posts: 3,442

Oh my  bear_laugh  bear_laugh  bear_laugh  bear_laugh  bear_laugh

Marie_ Kiprie Bears
Yokohama, Japan
Posts: 2,735
doodlebears Doodlebears
UK
Posts: 7,414

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He, he that's a little bit naughty...but I like it!

Jane  bear_thumb

Shelli SHELLI MAKES
Chico, California
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Shelli Retired Help Advisor, Banner Sponsor

THAT oughta lower Elmo's voice by a few octaves, eh?

Hysterical, Daph!

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