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Cleathero Creations
Ripley, Queensland
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Cleathero Creations Feb 5, 2006

1. Save The Whales. Collect The Whole Set.
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> 2. A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, Night.
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> 3. On The Other Hand, You Have Different Fingers.
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> 4. I Just Got Lost In Thought. It Wasn't Familiar Territory.
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> 5. 42.7 Percent Of All Statistics Are Made Up On The Spot.
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> 6. Light Travels Faster Than Sound, Which Is Why Some People Appear Bright Until You Hear Them Speak.
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> 7. I Feel Like I'm Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe.
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> 8. Honk If You Love Peace And Quiet.
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> 9. Remember, Half The People You Know Are Below Average.
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> 10. He Who Laughs Last, Thinks Slowest.
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> 12. The Early Bird May Get The Worm, But The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese.
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> 13. I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol.
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> 14. Support Bacteria. They're The Only Culture Some People Have.
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> 15. Monday Is An Awful Way To Spend 1/7 Of Your Week.
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> 16. A Clear Conscience Is Usually The Sign Of A Bad Memory.
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> 17. Change Is Inevitable, Except From Vending Machines.
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> 18. Get A New Car For Your Spouse. It'll Be A Great Trade!
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> 19. Plan To Be Spontaneous Tomorrow.
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> 20. Always Try To Be Modest, And Be Proud Of It!
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> 21. If You Think Nobody Cares, Try Missing A Couple Of Payments.
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> 22. How Many Of You Believe In Psycho-Kinesis? Raise My Hand.
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> 23 . Ok, So What's The Speed Of Dark?
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> 24. How Do You Tell When You're Out Of Invisible Ink?
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> 25. If Everything Seems To Be Going Well, You Have Obviously overlooked Something.
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> 26. When Everything Is Coming Your Way, You're In The Wrong Lane.
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> 27. Hard Work Pays Off In The Future. Laziness Pays Off Now.
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> 28. Everyone Has A Photographic Memory. Some Just Do Not Have Film.
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> 29. If Barbie Is So Popular, Why Do You Have To Buy Her Friends?
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> 30. How Much Deeper Would The Ocean Be Without Sponges?
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> 31. Eagles May Soar, But Weasels Do Not Get Sucked Into Jet Engines.
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> 32. What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?
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> 33. I Used To Have An Open Mind But My Brains Kept Falling Out.
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> 34. I Couldn't Repair Your Brakes, So I Made Your Horn Louder.
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> 35. Why Do Psychics Have To Ask You For Your Name?
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> 36. Inside Every Older Person Is A Younger Person Wondering What Happened.
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> 37. Just Remember - If The World Did Not Suck, We Would All Fall Off.