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Posts: 1,153The Husband Store!
> > A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to
> > find a husband . .
> >
> > On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
> > Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
> >
> > The second floor sign reads:
> > Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
> >
> > The third floor sign reads:
> > Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
> >
> > "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
> >
> > She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
> > Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
> >
> > "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
> >
> > Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
> > Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
> >
> > She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
> >
> > Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
> >
> > "Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!"
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Charlotte Des Roches Designshmmmm...no...guess you haven't heard about the new store across the street!!
The Wife Store!
A new wives store opened across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
Posts: 3,177HAW HAW HAW - yep, that would be me 
Flying Fur Studiosha ha ha, a joke even a man would like !!!!!!!!
LOL :clap: 
Hugs
Vicki
Posts: 3,177HA HA HA Charlotte!!!!!!
Right on Sister 
Penny
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Eileen
Posts: 1,153:clap: :clap:
Oh charlotte...that is just tooooo funny!!!
Good one!
Nanc....
Charlotte Des Roches DesignsROFL...I had seen the Husband Store one, and sent it to a friend, and he replied with the Wife Store one...When Nanc posted hers today I just had to follow up with the Wife one...Perhaps we could have a "joke" area here...because I seem to have a ton of them:) And Laughter is soooo important!!
Posts: 1,153I totally agree Charlotte...whenever I feel down in the dumps (which isn't too often for me, but it does happen)...I grab a romance comedy movie...kick back and laugh my bottom off. Then I feel great! I 'need' laughter!!!
nanc.......
Posts: 3,177Everybody needs to laugh - i like the sound of the latest 'laugh therapy' techniques.
A bunch of people get together and..........laugh
Now that sounds like my kind of alternative therapy
Kiprie Bears
Posts: 3,540 Thanks for the laugh!!!
I like the idea of a joke area... :dance:
