Well, it looks like I get to be the Lefthanded Klutzy Queen of the Gollydingbats
The rest of you right handed ladies in waiting will have to duke it out in a giant bowl of Jell-O so that no one looses any limbs. I am sure someone will get hurt though, even with the Jello to pad and protect.
And I think we should have EMS there as well
And maybe put each of you in a bubblesuit.
hmmmm
And the giant bowel is super thick non breakable plexiglass........
and you can only duke it out with Nerf bats.......
and you have breathing apparatus so that you can't choke on the jello.
There....did I miss any hidden dangers?
Now play nicely and please be sure you bring your insurance card.