Teddy Talk: Creating, Collecting, Connecting

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate a which one can die.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks  his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?

Hello Mark,

You don't need to look for a hosting company. You can continue to use ATT. Register for a domain name and mask it to your ATT account. Then you can direct your domain name to an existing site (ATT). With masking, users don't see the underlying address; only what they type in.

Quy

Please read here http://www.teddy-talk.com/viewtopic.php?id=82 for instructions and do method 1.

Which method are you using to post pictures? Couple of things to check:
- photo is jpg format
- 72 dpi
- file size less than 250kb

Quy

It cannot be done. The Code tag only displays the source code. No processing is done.

TIP: Use the Code tag to prevent BBCode tags from being processed. For example,

[url=http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQfgtpZ1QQfrppZ25QQsassZkbonsall]kbonsall[/url]

Not mine...just passing along :

Thank you to all!

  I wanted to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me chain letters and forwards over the past several years. Thank you for making me safe, blessed, and wealthy. Because of your concern:

  I no longer drink Coca Cola, because it can remove toilet bowl stains.

  I no longer drink anything out of a can so I won't get sick from the rat feces and urine on the top.

  I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

  I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

  I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

  I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

  I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

  I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops.

  I no longer eat prepackaged foods because the estrogens they contain will certainly turn me gay.

  I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible, mutant freaks, with no eyes or feathers.

  I no longer date the opposite sex because they will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

  I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus because I now have their recipe.

  I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.

  Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

  I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).

  I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

  Yes, I want to thank all of you soooooooo much for looking out for me!

  So much so, that I'd like to return the favor-

  If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1,200 people in the next 60 seconds, a large bird with diarrhea will poop on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas of a thousand camels will infest your armpits. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of a friend of a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's 8th husband's 2nd cousin's 3rd husband's ex-wife's mother's beautician.

Good job!

Australia is not capitalized.

Please read this:

http://www.teddy-talk.com/viewtopic.php?id=604

Which image program do you use?

Hello Millie,

Your site is sluggish due to the file size of the images. The main page has Skippy at 198K, Fergie at 98K, HuggyBear at 343K, Margaret at 395K plus the other images. That is alot to download.  You have to reduce these images to actual dimensions rather than scaling. If you don't know how to do this, please reply back.

Quy

Hello Laure,

Please email me at qubertman@yahoo.com. I can assist you with your dilema.

Quy