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Tracy ThimbleBeary Originals
Iowa
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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady,
"Why then don't you eat the peanuts yourself?"


"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"


The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."

It pays to be careful around old people.

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Michelle Helen Chaska, Minnesota
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I'm smiling here....what a cute joke....

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Jodi Falk Bears by Jodi
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Carolyn Green Draffin Bears
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:redface: The bus driver would not have been expecting that!

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That is just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO disgustingly funny Tracy  :clap:

Made my day that did, thanks. Made me heave a little bit but hey! all the best jokes are slightly pukey are'nt they?

Penny  bear_tongue

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Tracy ThimbleBeary Originals
Iowa
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Made me heave a little bit but hey! all the best jokes are slightly pukey are'nt they?

:crackup:  :crackup: I aim to please Pen!!  This one is particularly funny to me as it reminds me of my own grandmother.........she hasn't much left for teeth and is too stubborn to go get falsies, so she sucks on things like this.  But at least she doesn't try to feed her 'leftovers' to anyone else! bear_shocked  :crackup:


Glad you all enjoyed this one!

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