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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady,
"Why then don't you eat the peanuts yourself?"
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."
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I'm smiling here....what a cute joke....
Michelle
Yuk, yuk, yuk!
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Hugs Jane.
:redface: The bus driver would not have been expecting that!
Hugs
Carolyn
HA HA HA HA :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
That is just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO disgustingly funny Tracy :clap:
Made my day that did, thanks. Made me heave a little bit but hey! all the best jokes are slightly pukey are'nt they?
Penny
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Ohhh I did get a laugh :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Made me heave a little bit but hey! all the best jokes are slightly pukey are'nt they?
:crackup: :crackup: I aim to please Pen!! This one is particularly funny to me as it reminds me of my own grandmother.........she hasn't much left for teeth and is too stubborn to go get falsies, so she sucks on things like this. But at least she doesn't try to feed her 'leftovers' to anyone else! :crackup:
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