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"Is Monday over yet?"
One day a baby polar bear asks his mom, “Mom, am I 100% polar bear?” And the mom says, “Well, I’m 100% polar bear and your dad is 100% polar bear, so yes, you’re 100% polar bear.” So he goes to his dad and asks “Dad, am I 100% polar bear?” And his dad says, “Well, I’m 100% polar bear and your mom is 100% polar bear, so yes, you’re 100% polar bear. Why do you ask?”
“Because I’m freakin' freezing.”
Pretending to be an ocelot like in yesterday's picture.
"Be vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbit."
Chug it!
Simba, the future king! 
Come on, baby, let's do the twist
Come on, baby, let's do the twist
Take me by my little hand and go like this.
I've seen a peanut stand.
I've heard a rubber band.
I've seen a needle that winked its eye
But I be done seen everything
When I see an elephant fly!
"Would somebody give me a push, please?"
Roar!
Finger food.
I don't think it's your phone. I think it's the website.
There is a 1024KB limit on photos. There might be a physical size limitation, too. I don't know for sure. It doesn't say on the upload dialogue and I don't upload enough photos, here, to remember the limit.
There are two things you can do in order to resize the photo on your iPhone before uploading:
1) Use the "Photo" app that comes standard on your iPhone to crop the photo and make it smaller.
2) Use a resizing app like "Simple Resize." Get it for free at the App Store: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/simple- … 76379?mt=8
Making the photo smaller should allow you to upload it.
It's not that difficult. Just tap the "Img" button on the post page. The iPhone tells you what to do. Just follow along.
It's almost the same as doing it on your computer. There's just a couple of pop-ups.
Start a message. Click on the "Img" button right above the text box.
You'll go to another screen. Click the "Choose File" button.
You'll get a pop-up: "Take a Photo or Video" or "Choose Existing."
If you choose "Take a Photo" your camera will turn on.
If you choose "Existing" another popup will appear where you can select a photo.
Once you have chosen a photo, click the button marked "Upload File."
If that's the photo you want to post, click "OK."
Follow through with the rest of your post. Should be the same as usual from there.
BTW: Willy does tricks for you because he thinks you are cool! :cool:
Unless there is bribery involved, most dogs won't do tricks for humans they don't think are cool. 
Music: "Theme from Mission: Impossible."
I keep imagining the scene from the movie "The Pink Panther Strikes Again" where Peter Sellers is at the Oktoberfest celebration and the Bierhall Polka music is playing.
These two birds would be dancing to the music. 
A snail slithers up to a policeman and says, "Officer! I want to report an accident!"
The policeman says, "What happened?"
The snail replies, "I was run over by a turtle!"
"Can you describe him? Did you get a good look at him?" asks the cop.
"I don't know," answers the snail, "it all happened so fast!"
"Private Snowball reporting for duty, SIR!"
Sledding without the sled.
"Silly humans! Polar bears don't need sleds!"
Just label your Bears with a tag that says something to the effect:
"Our collectable Teddy Bears are made with the highest quality materials and workmanship but are not intended to be played with by children under 14 years of age."
CYA all the way!
"Ooh! And THAT cloud looks like a big mouse!"
It looks like he's playing Hide and Seek. 
I'm with you. Fennec fox:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fennec_fox
