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Shelli SHELLI MAKES
Chico, California
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Shelli Retired Help Advisor, Banner Sponsor

I've been fighting the urge to post this all day because, on the surface, it seems like man-bashing.  But on closer inspection, it's clearly also a self-effacing (self meaning WOMAN) little story, too.  So here I go.  I have to admit, it made me absolutely laugh out loud, and I'm still laughing.

Enjoy!

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A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry
has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive
on a man can differ, depending on where she is
in her menstrual cycle.

For example:  If she is ovulating,
she is attracted to men with rugged
and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal,
she tends to be more attracted to a man
with scissors lodged in his temple
and tape over his mouth
while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

ellen ontario, canada
Posts: 324

puhaaaaaaaaaaa!! *snort*
bear_tongue bear_grin bear_laugh bear_cool

Kirsten So. Cal.
Posts: 302
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I'm not so sure about the scissors part, but the rest seems right on target. I think it also applies to pregnant women. bear_tongue

All Bear All Bear by Paula
Kent
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I'm with the scissors. (Where's the devil horn smiley???)

psichick78 Flying Fur Studios
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Posts: 3,073

I just sent that too all the girls working here. You can hear laughing from miles away!!!
Please Shelli, don't hold out on us. If you've got more, share 'em!!
Heather

Daphne Back Road Bears
Laconia, NH USA
Posts: 6,568

Oh, yeah! bear_grin:lol::lol:

kbonsall Kim-Bee Bears
Pennsylvania
Posts: 5,645

Very funny!!! here is a pic!

kbonsall Kim-Bee Bears
Pennsylvania
Posts: 5,645

AHHH didnt work! It was a little devil but it didnt work !

Daphne Back Road Bears
Laconia, NH USA
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Quy must be able to add that devil face the Edinburgh Board has, right???? I really miss that face!!

SueAnn Past Time Bears
Double Oak, Texas
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Did the study include postmenopausal women???!!!  bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin

Deb Upstate New York
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Tammy Beckoning Bears
Nova Scotia
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That is too funny Shelli !  Thanks for sharing.
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kathytaylor Ruby Mountain Bears
Northern Nevada, USA
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:DThat is too Funny! I have TWO Teenage Daughters, and we all seem to go one right after the other bear_ermm unfortunately my poor husband never gets a break from the PMS around our house. One of us is either crying, screaming or looking to kill someone!!:D:D:D

Kathy

Winney Winneybears and Friends
White City, Oregon
Posts: 1,103

LOL SHelli...and the rest of you.... Winey

Laura Lynn Teddy Bear Academy
Nicholasville, KY
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bear_grin:lol::lol::P

Have Dale or Scott been around lately? bear_grin

plushkinbear BEAR ME SHOOTKA
Vladivostok, RUSSIA
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Shelli, thanks for sharing!!
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Julia

Dilu Posts: 8,574

And if she is menopausal she is attracted to a man with no tongue, no will of his own, who is completely compliant, and very very helpful around the house, openeing and shutting windows, changing sheets, while she showers, finding the best chocolate tidbits to up her happy hormone and the poor dear is prayng for the day the harriden he is currently married to turns back into the sweet loving good natured creature he secretly knows her to be.



ohhhhh



sounds like I've been there done that.....:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Dillydoodlebug who is so darn glad it is over..........:P

gotobedbears Posts: 3,177

As i've always been a bit of a cow my other half has'nt really noticed any difference.

And he's too scared to mention it if he did bear_laugh

Penny - Axe weilding psychopathic bear maker extraordinaire bear_tongue

doodlebears Doodlebears
UK
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No wonder the guys around here hide! Laughing my socks off here.   

Jane.

Eileen Baird'sBears
Toronto
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ChocCafe.jpgbear_grin:lol::lol: Love it, Shelli

Sometimes this helps:

NancyAndFriends Posts: 1,153

LOL Shelli...:lol::lol:
You started a round of laughter here and of course our 'in house comic, Dilu'....put the icing on the cake.
Oh...cake, wonder what the PMS diner is serving today?
I am with Sue Ann tho, I would need a post menopausal diner :P
Nanc...

Judi Luxembears
Luxemburg, Wisconsin
Posts: 7,379

:twisted::twisted::twisted:  here it is Paula!!!!

:lol::lol::lol::P

JanetandBears Janet Ann Anderson and Bears
Breckenridge, CO
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I am on my way to the bakery to buy a whole CHOCOLATE FUDGE CAKE and have the whole thing by myself for lunch!    Janet

Winney Winneybears and Friends
White City, Oregon
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Oh Eileen.... that cartoon is just great..Shelli that is so funny ... LOL ...Laughing myself silly here..Winney

clare14 Country Bears
England
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Now Janet, it's only fair to share with ALL OF US!!!!:twisted:

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