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I've been fighting the urge to post this all day because, on the surface, it seems like man-bashing. But on closer inspection, it's clearly also a self-effacing (self meaning WOMAN) little story, too. So here I go. I have to admit, it made me absolutely laugh out loud, and I'm still laughing.
Enjoy!
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A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry
has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive
on a man can differ, depending on where she is
in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating,
she is attracted to men with rugged
and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal,
she tends to be more attracted to a man
with scissors lodged in his temple
and tape over his mouth
while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected.
ontario, canadapuhaaaaaaaaaaa!! *snort*
I'm not so sure about the scissors part, but the rest seems right on target. I think it also applies to pregnant women.
I'm with the scissors. (Where's the devil horn smiley???)
Flying Fur StudiosI just sent that too all the girls working here. You can hear laughing from miles away!!!
Please Shelli, don't hold out on us. If you've got more, share 'em!!
Heather
Back Road BearsOh, yeah! :lol::lol:
Kim-Bee BearsVery funny!!! here is a pic!
Kim-Bee BearsAHHH didnt work! It was a little devil but it didnt work !
Back Road BearsQuy must be able to add that devil face the Edinburgh Board has, right???? I really miss that face!!
Past Time BearsDid the study include postmenopausal women???!!!
Upstate New YorkThat is too funny Shelli ! Thanks for sharing.
Ruby Mountain Bears:DThat is too Funny! I have TWO Teenage Daughters, and we all seem to go one right after the other 
unfortunately my poor husband never gets a break from the PMS around our house. One of us is either crying, screaming or looking to kill someone!!:D:D:D
Kathy
Winneybears and FriendsLOL SHelli...and the rest of you.... Winey
:lol::lol::P
Have Dale or Scott been around lately?
BEAR ME SHOOTKAShelli, thanks for sharing!!
Julia
Posts: 8,574And if she is menopausal she is attracted to a man with no tongue, no will of his own, who is completely compliant, and very very helpful around the house, openeing and shutting windows, changing sheets, while she showers, finding the best chocolate tidbits to up her happy hormone and the poor dear is prayng for the day the harriden he is currently married to turns back into the sweet loving good natured creature he secretly knows her to be.
ohhhhh
sounds like I've been there done that.....:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Dillydoodlebug who is so darn glad it is over..........:P
Posts: 3,177As i've always been a bit of a cow my other half has'nt really noticed any difference.
And he's too scared to mention it if he did
Penny - Axe weilding psychopathic bear maker extraordinaire
DoodlebearsNo wonder the guys around here hide! Laughing my socks off here.
Jane.
Baird'sBears
:lol::lol: Love it, Shelli
Sometimes this helps:
Posts: 1,153LOL Shelli...:lol::lol:
You started a round of laughter here and of course our 'in house comic, Dilu'....put the icing on the cake.
Oh...cake, wonder what the PMS diner is serving today?
I am with Sue Ann tho, I would need a post menopausal diner :P
Nanc...
Luxembears:twisted::twisted::twisted: here it is Paula!!!!
:lol::lol::lol::P
I am on my way to the bakery to buy a whole CHOCOLATE FUDGE CAKE and have the whole thing by myself for lunch! Janet
Winneybears and FriendsOh Eileen.... that cartoon is just great..Shelli that is so funny ... LOL ...Laughing myself silly here..Winney
Country BearsNow Janet, it's only fair to share with ALL OF US!!!!:twisted:
