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baggaley bears Baggaley Bears
UK ( nottinghamshire )
Posts: 2,192
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Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting   
over lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that   
Night to surprise their men.. All three would wear a black leather bra and
Thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.                         
                                                                           
A few days later they meet up for lunch.                                 
                                                                           
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.                                                                     
                                                                           
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I 
Was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. 
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for 
hours.
                                                                           
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the   
Night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black     
Stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door,     
looked at me and said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'   bear_rolleyes  bear_grin

Hugs  :hug:
Vicki x

Marlys Waggle Bears
So Cal Desert
Posts: 4,089

:crackup:  :crackup: That last one is the comment I'd get. :crackup:  :crackup:

Annnik JustMerde
Bells & Sherman, Texas
Posts: 345
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LOL

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SueAnn Past Time Bears
Double Oak, Texas
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Gijzette Elfin Bears
Mount Dora FL
Posts: 1,507
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bearsbybeesley bears by beesley TM
Tofield Alberta Canada
Posts: 6,818

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Hugs Louise

FenBeary Folk FenBeary Folk
Pointon Fen, Lincolnshire, UK
Posts: 2,234

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup: Priceless and soooooooooooo true

katiecountrymouse1 KatieCountryBears
Bolton-le-sands, Carnforth
Posts: 3,101
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Hi Vicki,
How true, but love your jokes. :crackup:  :crackup:
Love kayx.  bear_wub

BootButtonBears BootButtonBears
Adelaide
Posts: 2,837
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doodlebears Doodlebears
UK
Posts: 7,414

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That's so funny!  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Knowing my husband he wouldn't even notice the outfit.  bear_cry  bear_cry  bear_cry  bear_cry  bear_cry

Hugs, Jane.  bear_thumb  bear_thumb  bear_thumb  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin

Laurie Laurie Lou Bears
Norfolk
Posts: 3,246

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Laurie :hug:

kim "a bear by kim"
merseyside
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