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Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting
over lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that
Night to surprise their men.. All three would wear a black leather bra and
Thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
A few days later they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I
Was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for
hours.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the
Night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black
Stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door,
looked at me and said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'
Hugs :hug:
Vicki x
:crackup: :crackup: That last one is the comment I'd get. :crackup: :crackup:
LOL
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Hugs Louise
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: Priceless and soooooooooooo true
Hi Vicki,
How true, but love your jokes. :crackup: :crackup:
Love kayx.
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That's so funny! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Knowing my husband he wouldn't even notice the outfit.
Hugs, Jane.
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Laurie :hug:
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