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NIKKEL Nikkel Bears
Orient Point, NSW
Posts: 441

I got this email at work this week - made me smile ... hope you get a laugh as well.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.

2.   Page Yourself Over The Intercom.   Don't DisguiseYour Voice. !

3.   Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4.   Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks .  Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions ... Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write ' For Marijuana'

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9.   Sing Along At The Opera.

10.   Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11.   When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!   I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling  'Run For Your Lives!  They're Loose!'

13.   Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

  And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14.    PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK  WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

Marg  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin

Laurie Laurie Lou Bears
Norfolk
Posts: 3,246

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Laurie :hug:

matilda Matilda Huggington-beare
WA
Posts: 5,551

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BootButtonBears BootButtonBears
Adelaide
Posts: 2,837
Website

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wigglesbears Wigglesbears
Posts: 118

This has made my day no end l love number 12 :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Studio44 Studio 44
UK
Posts: 99

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Tammy Beckoning Bears
Nova Scotia
Posts: 3,739
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OMGosh those are hilarious !!  I may have to try some .       :crackup:

SueAnn Past Time Bears
Double Oak, Texas
Posts: 21,684

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TamiL Dolls N Dreams
Aurora, Colorado
Posts: 6,454

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Lovethosebears Yorkshire
Posts: 1,899

Brilliant  :crackup:

HUgs Ali

Kathleen Pa
Posts: 626

very funny!!!!! :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

kathleen

Gijzette Elfin Bears
Mount Dora FL
Posts: 1,507
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Hugs,

patsylakebears Patsy Lake Bears
Sydney
Posts: 3,442

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Carolyn Green Draffin Bears
Auckland New Zealand
Posts: 5,354
Website

They say that laughter is the best medicine  bear_grin

Hugs
Carolyn
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AndreaM Drea's Bears
Ontario
Posts: 576

Laughing so hard.....can't breathe......... :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

puca bears puca bears
Posts: 1,934

BRILLIANT! but please - no singing along at the opera! Years ago we were at a performance of Nabucco in Rome, and seemed to be seated in front of the annual outing from the local old peoples home..........and they sang along all the way thru - difficult to stifle my giggles!
huggies
Maria

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