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NIKKEL Nov 13, 2008

I got this email at work this week - made me smile ... hope you get a laugh as well.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.

2.   Page Yourself Over The Intercom.   Don't DisguiseYour Voice. !

3.   Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4.   Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks .  Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions ... Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Cheques, Write ' For Marijuana'

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9.   Sing Along At The Opera.

10.   Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11.   When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!   I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling  'Run For Your Lives!  They're Loose!'

13.   Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

  And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14.    PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK  WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

Marg     

Laurie Nov 13, 2008

       
Laurie :hug:

matilda Nov 13, 2008

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BootButtonBears Nov 13, 2008

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wigglesbears Nov 13, 2008

This has made my day no end l love number 12 :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Studio44 Nov 13, 2008

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Tammy Nov 13, 2008

OMGosh those are hilarious !!  I may have to try some .       :crackup:

SueAnn Help Advisor, Banner SponsorNov 13, 2008

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TamiL Nov 13, 2008

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Lovethosebears Nov 13, 2008

Brilliant  :crackup:

HUgs Ali

Kathleen Nov 14, 2008

very funny!!!!! :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

kathleen

Gijzette Nov 14, 2008

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Hugs,

patsylakebears Nov 14, 2008

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Carolyn Green Nov 14, 2008

They say that laughter is the best medicine 

Hugs
Carolyn

AndreaM Nov 14, 2008

Laughing so hard.....can't breathe......... :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

puca bears Nov 14, 2008

BRILLIANT! but please - no singing along at the opera! Years ago we were at a performance of Nabucco in Rome, and seemed to be seated in front of the annual outing from the local old peoples home..........and they sang along all the way thru - difficult to stifle my giggles!
huggies
Maria