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You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are
Actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you
Can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a
While to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
Pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often
Over-inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
Anywhere,
You have to light a fire under their arse. Then of course,there's the
Hot air factor.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and
Retain
Water.
WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and
Frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines
For
Picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight
Shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed
At
All, and are occasionally handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but
Consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it,
And while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps
Trying.
Thank you Claire! This made me laugh out loud, it worried my husband as he thought I was in pain.
I really like this and will forward it to my daughter.
Hugs Jane.
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Claire, that was just brilliant - I loved it.
Yep, yep, yep !!!!!!!
All sounds true to me!
hee hee
ohhh yes....how perfect!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
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How FUNNY!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
I especailly liked the train, remote control,and web pages!!! HA! How true!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
I like that!! :crackup: :crackup:
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Now that's funny!
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Too true!
How very funny and so true!
Hugs
Carolyn
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