MALE OR FEMALE!!! / General / Teddy Talk: Creating, Collecting, Connecting

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beary_clairey Aug 19, 2006

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are
Actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you
Can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a
While to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
Pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often
Over-inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go
Anywhere,
You have to light a fire under their arse. Then of course,there's the
Hot air factor.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and
Retain
Water.

WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and
Frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines
For
Picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight
Shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed
At
All, and are occasionally handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but
Consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it,
And while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps
Trying.