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fredbear Fred-i-Bear
Johannesburg
Posts: 2,243
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There was this guy Sipho and he had a girlfriend named Lorraine who
was
very

pretty and he liked her a lot. One day Sipho went to work and found

that
a

new girl had started working with him at his office.


Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. Sipho became
quite

smitten with her and after a while it became obvious that she was
very

interested in him too. But Sipho was a loyal man  and he wouldn't do

anything with Clearly while he was still going out with his
girlfriend.

He decided that there was nothing left to do but to break up with
Lorraine

and get on with Clearly. He planned several times to tell Lorraine
but
he

couldn't bring himself to do it.


Then one day they went for a walk along the riverbank when Lorraine

slipped and fell into the river.  The current carried her off and
she

drowned.  Sipho stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off

smiling and singing and smiling and singing.

What was he singing, you ask???

?


?

I can see Cleary now ,Lorraine is gone.







bear_whistle  Lynette

Delartful Bears Delartful Bears
Australia
Posts: 3,518

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:   I must have a warped sense of humour too!

Danni

doodlebears Doodlebears
UK
Posts: 7,414

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Oh Lynette that is so funny.  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Poor Lorraine! bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin

Hugs Jane.  bear_thumb

sarahjane Brisbane
Posts: 2,951

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Pumpkin & Pickle Bears Pumpkin & Pickle Bears
East Sussex
Posts: 2,047

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  bear_thumb

MerBear MerBear Originals
Brockville, Ontario
Posts: 1,540

:clap:

Marion

makafelts Charlotte Des Roches Designs
Adkins, Texas
Posts: 1,543

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Hugs&

TamiL Dolls N Dreams
Aurora, Colorado
Posts: 6,454

LOL that is funny I must say!!  bear_grin

gotobedbears Posts: 3,177

WHOOOPTYDOOOOOOOO!!!  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

That is just sooooooo silly - and totally hilarious!

Thanks Lynette  bear_thumb

Penny

beary_clairey Luton
Posts: 518

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Weird but fuuny!!!

LOL

Claire

Tynnateddy sault ste marie
Posts: 78

bear_tongue very punny oops i mean funny..... :crackup:
Hugs Tynna

Swan Valley Bears Swan Valley Bears
Penn Valley, CA
Posts: 1,845

:crackup:  :crackup:  Now I'll have that song in my head all evening.

Bonnie Mountain Dreamer Bears
wooly woods of Missouri, USA
Posts: 1,538

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  I must be warped too, very funny!

Celena Oxford
Posts: 461

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Jodi Falk Bears by Jodi
Gahanna , Ohio USA
Posts: 3,463


GEEEEEEEEEEEEE   !! And so it goes ! Thats funny though :crackup:

Dilu Posts: 8,574

Oh funny-two giggles...thanks

dilu

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