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There was this guy Sipho and he had a girlfriend named Lorraine who
was
very
pretty and he liked her a lot. One day Sipho went to work and found
that
a
new girl had started working with him at his office.
Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. Sipho became
quite
smitten with her and after a while it became obvious that she was
very
interested in him too. But Sipho was a loyal man and he wouldn't do
anything with Clearly while he was still going out with his
girlfriend.
He decided that there was nothing left to do but to break up with
Lorraine
and get on with Clearly. He planned several times to tell Lorraine
but
he
couldn't bring himself to do it.
Then one day they went for a walk along the riverbank when Lorraine
slipped and fell into the river. The current carried her off and
she
drowned. Sipho stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off
smiling and singing and smiling and singing.
What was he singing, you ask???
?
?
I can see Cleary now ,Lorraine is gone.
Lynette
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: I must have a warped sense of humour too!
Danni
Oh Lynette that is so funny. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Poor Lorraine!
Hugs Jane.
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Marion
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Hugs&
LOL that is funny I must say!!
WHOOOPTYDOOOOOOOO!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
That is just sooooooo silly - and totally hilarious!
Thanks Lynette
Penny
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Weird but fuuny!!!
LOL
Claire
very punny oops i mean funny..... :crackup:
Hugs Tynna
:crackup: :crackup: Now I'll have that song in my head all evening.
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: I must be warped too, very funny!
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dilu