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beary_clairey Oct 25, 2006

Magda - girl you are so well rid of him!!! You can go home and walk your dogs - after sex. The only thing I would have done when he said that would've been to stomp on his family jewels good and hard.

Magda, remember you have to kiss a lot of frogd before you find a prince!!!!

Hugs

Claire

majdle Oct 26, 2006

Girls, you are all soooo great. Here´s one teddy tip for you - black lace makes WONDERFUL stuffing if cut into small pieces..the muzzle is nice and firm. :-))

majdle Oct 27, 2006

Hello.
So, it is here. the bear was born. He´s getting what he´s gonna pay for. Guess what - the poor girl wasn´t even worth a nice piece of mohair ("oh...if mohair is soooo expensive, why don´t you do it synthetic?).
So I made her a bear from the crappiest material, but I at least tried to make it nice.
After all, HE is the jerk and she might be just fooled by his sweet blah blah blah just like I was. So let her have the bear. I just don´t know what I should name that fellow..any ideas?

Ha ha ha--ever tried to needle sculpt a dickhead? Just in case the poor girl wants me to make some kind of gift back for him:-))

gotobedbears Oct 27, 2006

Hello.
Ha ha ha--ever tried to needle sculpt a dickhead? Just in case the poor girl wants me to make some kind of gift back for him:-))

oooooooh can that be a new TT challenge - needle sculpt a dick-head???????  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Bagsy i help you do the judging!

Nice bear though - shame  :twisted:

Penny  :hug:

jenny Oct 27, 2006

How about  'Tinkie -winkie' or 'Teeny-weeny' ?

gotobedbears Oct 27, 2006

..........OR "pass me the magnifying glass the guys got something stuck down his trousers but i can't quite see it with the naked eye"

ok it's a bit long winded but i could'nt think of anything catchier 

Penny  :hug:

Pumpkin & Pickle Bears Oct 27, 2006

Did You say she is in another relationship?!  What a " Male Slut"!!!!!

Here, here Jenn!!!  :crackup:

Ha ha ha--ever tried to needle sculpt a dickhead? Just in case the poor girl wants me to make some kind of gift back for him:-))

You look so innocent in your avatar, but I see you're a girl after my own heart!!!

oooooooh can that be a new TT challenge - needle sculpt a dick-head???????

:crackup:  :crackup:  Oh PenPen, you're definately the girl for the job...go on, I'm BEGGING you to make one!  :pray:  :dance:

gotobedbears Oct 27, 2006

Oh PenPen, you're definately the girl for the job...go on, I'm BEGGING you to make one!

I would LOVE to Gemma, but i don't DO miniatures

Penny  :crackup:

Pumpkin & Pickle Bears Oct 27, 2006

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  Well, you COULD model it on George...but let me guess....you'd have to make a 35" bear to model it on??!!!  :crackup:

beary_clairey Oct 28, 2006

You guys make me smile and blush!!! :redface:

Maybe we should be needfelting his teeny weeny!!!!

You could do it on the real thing, all that needle stabbing wouldn't hurt to much  - would it ??

LOL

Claire :crackup:

lapousmor Oct 28, 2006

Oh dear!!!!!!

PenPen, you've got the idea now! He he he!

Beary hugs,
Sophie.

Pumpkin & Pickle Bears Oct 28, 2006

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  I want that bear!!!!!

Pumpkin & Pickle Bears Oct 28, 2006

Gemma, yours can come with a pickle .... gherkin? baby dill?

Yep, and 2 pumpkins hanging underneath!!!!  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :dance:

Pumpkin & Pickle Bears Oct 28, 2006

No Toby - FORTUNATELY my trading name Pumpkin & Pickle Bears comes from my 2 sons - they were the nicknames I used to call them when they were babies!

Maybe someone should invent a business name 'Plums and Banana Bears'...... :crackup:

Jennskains Oct 28, 2006

I think I am actually speechless!

matilda Oct 29, 2006

You are a much nicer person than me...I'd tell him to make it himself!!!
I'm a hard hearted cow aren't I?

I'm with you Jenny.
I figure he doesnt know any other bear makers. The callous ,thoughtless toad.

matilda Oct 29, 2006

... I know you wished for a hard drive but all you got was a 4 1/2 inch floppy" .....  :crackup:
Toby

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  oh my goodness ,I'm wettin myself :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

It didnt take long for you lot to land in the gutter :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:   :crackup:  :crackup: Luv the pics Toby :crackup:  :crackup:

And how dare he TAINT your Teddy bear world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!our teddies are SACRED.
This Morons  a B@#%$^ mongrel. Dont make the bear but still get triple payment up front.

beary_clairey Oct 29, 2006

I'mmm a erm, well aaaahhhh actually ummm speechless!!!

Did I really see that Teddy with a big doodle???????

LOL

Claire

P.S. As a P.I. Toby you should have some fantastic stories!!!

majdle Oct 29, 2006

Toby, that´s just soooooooo funny:-) I´m cracking up. This should be the bear for him...:-)))

I Love Teddies Oct 29, 2006

Majdle, what a hard thing to do.  You are a nice person to do this.  :hug:

matilda Oct 30, 2006

I just have to show my friends the doodle pictures so came back and printed them out. :crackup:  :crackup:  I'm so naughty :crackup:

majdle Nov 1, 2006

Hello girls!
So the bear biz is done, "night protector is on his way to Mr. D-head and you were right, this WAS therapeutic.
But there´s one thing I wanted to discuss with you today. I knowit might sound crazy and weird, but as I read Tracy´s thread on her kids (you can find it in general), it made me think I could make a kid-safe bear and send it over to her for the kids. After all, bear hugs are good for bereavement..right? Would anyone possibly do the same?
It´s just an idea of mine how to help both Tracy and her kids deal with their loss.
What do you think about it?

majdle Nov 1, 2006

That´s great!!! Or maybe I can just pick out two beatuiful bears where I work ( you see, I work part time in a toy store and we really have bears that are WORTH giving). I´ll check if she has a website and an address on it. I think it would be great if the kids get bears or just cards or something from all over. Off to do the search..

majdle Nov 1, 2006

Hmmmmm..no address on the website..I think I ll have to share my idea with Tracy herself.

Dilu Nov 2, 2006

Hi guys,

While we are all having a good giggle I would like to remind all of us, as it is easy to forget, that nothing on the internet is private....nothing.

First we have 700+ of our closest friends as members,

Then we have vistors....and some of them might be buyers and they might also be put off with our hi-jinks, it could happen....

Then there is homeland security.... :crackup:

And lastly, well, would you want your Dad or your Grandmother to view this topic?

Just wondering.......

Have fun, play nice

gollyhugs
dilu