For artists and collectors sponsored by Intercal...your mohair supplier and Johnna's Mohair Store
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Collie & Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz & Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Bloodhound & Borzoi
Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun
Pointer & Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Kerry Blue Terrier & Skye Terrier
Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Great Pyrenees & Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese & Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel & English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever & Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland & Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier & Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound & Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute & Pointer
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Collie & Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound & Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Border Collie & Mastiff
Bored Stiff, the dog that never gets excited about anything
Hugs &
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How about a Shih Tzu & a bulldog
You get a Bullshihtz, Don't believe a word it says. :redface: :redface:
Sorry that was always my dad's joke. :crackup: :crackup:
thats made my day :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Debbie
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:crackup: :crackup: Very good
Chloe that one made me laugh out loud :crackup: :crackup: it's just the sort of thing my dad would come out with.
Hugs
Vicki
Good one Charlotte! I've got one!!!
How about a Pom & Shar Pei?
Pompei :crackup:
Well I thought it was a good one :redface:
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Very funny...
Good one Charlotte. I have to send this to my sister.
Hilarious Charlotte ! :crackup: :crackup:
Oh I want to play!
Redneck confusions:
palm a rainian = technical term for sticking your hand out to see if its still raining.
shar pie = one of those nice perminante markers
shie zu= a new car maker in asia? made after the fall of isuzu.
articicle
I would have had milk come out of my nose, but I wasn't drinking.
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the hubs and I enjoyed them, and he needed a laugh!
gollyhugs
dilu
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Thanks for the laugh Charlotte! I needed that!
When I read those to my hubby & we laughed so much, I just had to share them here...you are all very welcome!!!
Hugs &