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makafelts Charlotte Des Roches Designs
Adkins, Texas
Posts: 1,543

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Collie & Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz & Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Bloodhound & Borzoi
Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun

Pointer & Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier & Skye Terrier
Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees & Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese & Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel & English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever & Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland & Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier & Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound & Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute & Pointer
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie & Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound & Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Border Collie & Mastiff
Bored Stiff, the dog that never gets excited about anything

Hugs &

Judi Luxembears
Luxemburg, Wisconsin
Posts: 7,379

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chris009av Real Deal Bears
Posts: 2,234

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dusty attic dusty attic bears
somerset
Posts: 968

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How about a Shih Tzu & a bulldog
You get a Bullshihtz, Don't believe a word it says. :redface:  :redface:
Sorry that was always my dad's joke. :crackup:  :crackup:

djbbears Queensland
Posts: 356

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Debbie

Cleathero Creations Cleathero Creations
Ripley, Queensland
Posts: 1,925

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baggaley bears Baggaley Bears
UK ( nottinghamshire )
Posts: 2,192
Website

:crackup:  :crackup:  Very good

Chloe that one made me laugh out loud  bear_whistle  :crackup:  :crackup: it's just the sort of thing my dad would come out with.

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Vicki

BFB-Lyn Brimbin Forest Bears
NSW, Australia
Posts: 4,089
Website

Good one Charlotte! I've got one!!!
How about a Pom & Shar Pei?
Pompei  :crackup:
Well I thought it was a good one  :redface:

SueAnn Past Time Bears
Double Oak, Texas
Posts: 22,133

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Michelle Helen Chaska, Minnesota
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millie PottersHouse Bears
Ohio
Posts: 2,173

Good one Charlotte.  I have to send this to my sister.

Tammy Beckoning Bears
Nova Scotia
Posts: 3,739
Website

Hilarious Charlotte !   :crackup:  :crackup:

articicle Posts: 119

Oh I want to play!

Redneck confusions:

palm a rainian = technical term for sticking your hand out to see if its still raining.

shar pie = one of those nice perminante markers

shie zu=  a new car maker in asia?  made after the fall of isuzu.



articicle

I would have had milk come out of my nose, but I wasn't drinking.

makafelts Charlotte Des Roches Designs
Adkins, Texas
Posts: 1,543

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Dilu Posts: 8,574

Thank you Charlotte,

the hubs and I enjoyed them, and he needed a laugh!

gollyhugs
dilu

Bonnie Mountain Dreamer Bears
wooly woods of Missouri, USA
Posts: 1,538

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Thanks for the laugh Charlotte! I needed that!

makafelts Charlotte Des Roches Designs
Adkins, Texas
Posts: 1,543

When I read those to my hubby & we laughed so much, I just had to share them here...you are all very welcome!!!

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