Skip to main content

Banner Sponsors

Intercal Trading Group - Your mohair supplier
Tedsby - Handmade teddy bears and other cute stuffed animals. Hundreds of teddy artists from all over the world and thousands of OOAK creations.
TamiL Dolls N Dreams
Aurora, Colorado
Posts: 6,454

TamiL

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome and extremely [INVALID], middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.  The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....
>>
>>
>>
>>           
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>         
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>             "Clean my house."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>             (YOU GO, GIRL!)

SueAnn Past Time Bears
Double Oak, Texas
Posts: 22,226

SueAnn Help Advisor, Banner Sponsor

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

edie Bears by Edie
Southern Alberta
Posts: 2,068

edie

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:
I sure didn't see that coming, Tamil!

doodlebears Doodlebears
UK
Posts: 7,414

doodlebears Celebration Ambassador

bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  Nice one, now that's a woman with her head screwed on.  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin

Hugs Jane.  bear_thumb  bear_thumb  bear_thumb  bear_thumb  bear_thumb

Jodi Falk Bears by Jodi
Gahanna , Ohio USA
Posts: 3,463

Jodi Falk

Well then she could watch him while he cleaned !!! OHHHHHHHHH !! Bad ME !!!!! :dance:

DebbieD Posts: 3,540

DebbieD

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup: Oh YEAH!!!  :photo:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Judi Luxembears
Luxemburg, Wisconsin
Posts: 7,379

Judi

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup: I  love it!

matilda Matilda Huggington-beare
WA
Posts: 5,551

matilda

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:
GOOD ONE!!!!
Wendy

Carolyn Green Draffin Bears
Auckland New Zealand
Posts: 5,354
Website

Carolyn Green

That is so good  bear_smile

Hugs
Carolyn
bear_flower

thumperantiques Newcastle, Ontario
Posts: 5,645

thumperantiques

Best one in a long time  :crackup: !

                                   hugs,

                                   Brenda

bearhug07 Strange Bears
Sydney
Posts: 444

bearhug07

Great ..........but she must be an optimist!!  A MAN that can clean???   I'll admit a few know how to turn on the vacuum cleaner, and another one or two might tidy............never met one yet that knows what a duster is for.

Michelle Helen Chaska, Minnesota
Posts: 2,897

Michelle Helen

oh that was funny..... :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Board footer

Powered by FluxBB

Banner Sponsors

Johnna's Mohair Store - Specializing in hand dyed mohair and alpaca
Past Time Bears - Artist bears designed and handcrafted by Sue Ann Holcomb