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Dolls N Dreams
Aurora, Colorado
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TamiL May 1, 2007

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome and extremely [INVALID], middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....
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>> (YOU GO, GIRL!)

Past Time Bears
Double Oak, Texas
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Bears by Edie
Southern Alberta
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edie May 1, 2007

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I sure didn't see that coming, Tamil!

Doodlebears
UK
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doodlebears Celebration AmbassadorMay 1, 2007

bear_grin Nice one, now that's a woman with her head screwed on.

Hugs Jane. bear_thumb

Bears by Jodi
Gahanna , Ohio USA
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Jodi Falk May 1, 2007

Well then she could watch him while he cleaned !!! OHHHHHHHHH !! Bad ME !!!!! :dance:

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DebbieD May 1, 2007

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Luxembears
Luxemburg, Wisconsin
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Judi May 1, 2007

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Matilda Huggington-beare
WA
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matilda May 2, 2007

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GOOD ONE!!!!
Wendy

Draffin Bears
Auckland New Zealand
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Carolyn Green May 2, 2007

That is so good bear_smile

Hugs
Carolyn
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Newcastle, Ontario
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thumperantiques May 2, 2007

Best one in a long time :crackup: !

hugs,

Brenda

Strange Bears
Sydney
Posts: 444

Great ..........but she must be an optimist!! A MAN that can clean??? I'll admit a few know how to turn on the vacuum cleaner, and another one or two might tidy............never met one yet that knows what a duster is for.

Chaska, Minnesota
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Michelle Helen May 2, 2007

oh that was funny..... :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

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