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baggaley bears May 9, 2007

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of  Winalot in Tesco and was

standing in the queue at the till.  A woman behind me asked if I had
a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet
again,  although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital
last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and
IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it

works is to load  your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned.

I  told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking
my b*lls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.
Silly lady..........why else would I buy dog food??    

Hugs
Vicki

psichick78 May 9, 2007

Did you really say that?? Now that's funny!

Jodi Falk May 9, 2007

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!

:dance:  :crackup:

Jennskains May 9, 2007

As one of my favorite commedians would say" Here's your sign!"  LMAO :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

kallie214 May 9, 2007

"Here's your sign"........some people are so darn "stoooopid"!
I love your story...I havent laughed that hard in quite awhile. The fact that she actually believed you just kills me.

Still chuckling,

Kim

kallie214 May 9, 2007

hey Jenn...great minds think alike....tee hee

doodlebears Celebration AmbassadorMay 9, 2007

Oh Vicki.

  :redface:  :redface:  :redface:  :redface:  :redface:  :redface:  :redface:  :redface:  :redface:  :redface:  :redface:  :redface:  :redface:  :redface:  :redface:  :redface:  :redface:  :redface:

Hugs Jane.     

makafelts May 9, 2007

perfect!!!! absolutley perfect!!! :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:

Jennskains May 9, 2007

Kim, Yup!  You need to see the movie" Delta Farce" this weekend.  He and Larry the cable guy are in it.

greatwon2 May 9, 2007

My fave heres your sign is the overpass one...you probably know the one im talking about...i infuriate poor hubby for days after watching him giving him his sign every time somthing silly comes out his mouth  

K Pawz GuestMay 9, 2007

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup: OMG I fell off my chair!!!! YOU ROCK!!!

hugs,
Krista

SueAnn Help Advisor, Banner SponsorMay 10, 2007

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LuckyPennyBears May 10, 2007

:crackup: HYSTERICAL!!! :crackup:

Lovethosebears May 10, 2007

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  I laughed so much - 'I nearly peed my pants' (in the Pretty Woman way - of course!) 

Ali x

puca bears May 10, 2007

Brilliant!!!!! Thanks for a really good laugh  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup: - wish I could actully have been there is the check-out queue
huggies
Maria

DebbieD May 10, 2007

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

  Hmmmmm......I wonder if that would work?  Afterall, they always tout how 'nutritiously sound' the pet foods are     And NO!!!  I'm not serious 

loopylou May 10, 2007

    :crackup: That is a cracker  :crackup:   

chris009av May 10, 2007

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup: I loved that tag line  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Tammy May 10, 2007

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  Vicki that is hilarious !

Little Bear Guy May 10, 2007

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:   Oh Vicki  thanks so much for making my morning.  I've had a really bad week at work and I am still laughing over this one.  The first thing that came to mind was the same as some of the other's  " Here's your Sign"    . 

Thanks again for a fantastic chuckle I really needed that, thank goodness for TT I love stories like this. 

big hugs

Shane

Marlys May 10, 2007

Oh, Vicki, I couldn't have come up with something so clever so quickly. You think good on your feet, girl. :crackup:  :crackup:

Michelle Helen May 10, 2007

Vicki, you are a hoot!!! :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Jodi Moisan May 11, 2007

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That was so funny !!!!, I am a little sad though that I didn't find a great new diet LOL

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kathytaylor May 11, 2007

Oh my gosh, I think I just peed a little!!! :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :clap: