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baggaley bears Baggaley Bears
UK ( nottinghamshire )
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baggaley bears

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of  Winalot in Tesco and was

standing in the queue at the till.  A woman behind me asked if I had
a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet
again,  although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital
last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and
IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it

works is to load  your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by
now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned.

I  told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking
my b*lls and a car hit me.


I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.
Silly lady..........why else would I buy dog food??   bear_rolleyes  bear_whistle

Hugs
Vicki

psichick78 Flying Fur Studios
Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Posts: 3,073

psichick78

Did you really say that?? Now that's funny!

Jodi Falk Bears by Jodi
Gahanna , Ohio USA
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Jodi Falk

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!

:dance:  :crackup:

Jennskains Posts: 2,203

Jennskains

As one of my favorite commedians would say" Here's your sign!"  LMAO :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

kallie214 Friends "Fur" Life Bears
Gig Harbor, WA.
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kallie214

"Here's your sign"........some people are so darn "stoooopid"!
I love your story...I havent laughed that hard in quite awhile. The fact that she actually believed you just kills me.

Still chuckling,

Kim

kallie214 Friends "Fur" Life Bears
Gig Harbor, WA.
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kallie214

hey Jenn...great minds think alike....tee hee

doodlebears Doodlebears
UK
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Oh Vicki.

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Hugs Jane.  bear_grin  bear_grin  bear_grin

makafelts Charlotte Des Roches Designs
Adkins, Texas
Posts: 1,543

makafelts

perfect!!!! absolutley perfect!!! :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:  :clap:

Jennskains Posts: 2,203

Jennskains

Kim, Yup!  You need to see the movie" Delta Farce" this weekend.  He and Larry the cable guy are in it.

greatwon2 AlmostBears
Tasmania
Posts: 332

greatwon2

My fave heres your sign is the overpass one...you probably know the one im talking about...i infuriate poor hubby for days after watching him giving him his sign every time somthing silly comes out his mouth bear_tongue  bear_grin

K Pawz Guest

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup: OMG I fell off my chair!!!! YOU ROCK!!!

hugs,
Krista

SueAnn Past Time Bears
Double Oak, Texas
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LuckyPennyBears Lucky Penny Bears
MA
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LuckyPennyBears

:crackup: HYSTERICAL!!! :crackup:

Lovethosebears Yorkshire
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Lovethosebears

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  I laughed so much - 'I nearly peed my pants' (in the Pretty Woman way - of course!)  bear_grin

Ali x

puca bears puca bears
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puca bears

Brilliant!!!!! Thanks for a really good laugh  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup: - wish I could actully have been there is the check-out queue
huggies
Maria

DebbieD Posts: 3,540

DebbieD

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bear_noexpression  Hmmmmm......I wonder if that would work?  Afterall, they always tout how 'nutritiously sound' the pet foods are  bear_whistle   And NO!!!  I'm not serious  bear_laugh

loopylou Posts: 35

loopylou

bear_grin  bear_grin  :crackup: That is a cracker  :crackup:  bear_grin  bear_grin

chris009av Real Deal Bears
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chris009av

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup: I loved that tag line  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Tammy Beckoning Bears
Nova Scotia
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Tammy

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  Vicki that is hilarious !

Little Bear Guy Little Bear Guy
Waterloo, Ontario
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Little Bear Guy

:crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:   Oh Vicki  thanks so much for making my morning.  I've had a really bad week at work and I am still laughing over this one.  The first thing that came to mind was the same as some of the other's  " Here's your Sign"  bear_grin  bear_grin . 

Thanks again for a fantastic chuckle I really needed that, thank goodness for TT I love stories like this. 

big hugs

Shane

Marlys Waggle Bears
So Cal Desert
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Marlys

Oh, Vicki, I couldn't have come up with something so clever so quickly. You think good on your feet, girl. :crackup:  :crackup:

Michelle Helen Chaska, Minnesota
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Michelle Helen

Vicki, you are a hoot!!! :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

Jodi Moisan Storytime Bears
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Jodi Moisan

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That was so funny !!!!, I am a little sad though that I didn't find a great new diet LOL bear_grin

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kathytaylor Ruby Mountain Bears
Northern Nevada, USA
Posts: 1,467

kathytaylor

Oh my gosh, I think I just peed a little!!! :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :clap:

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