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PMS - HORMONE HOSTAGE
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man
has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is
a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet
of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Upstate New YorkHahaha! Thanks Denise; the gals at work are gonna love this!
I Love it! 
sent it to my daughter...... :dance:
thanks for the smile...... :hug:
Ellen
BEAR ME SHOOTKA :hug: 
:whistle:
Denise, thanks. ha ha ha
Posts: 3,177 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 
:teddybear:
How great Denise - i shall print this one out and stick it on my hubbies pillow!
Penny :clap: :dance: :hug:
Kim-Bee Bears I should forward this to my hubby!
Posts: 1,277We should all print these out and laminate, then put in hubbies' wallets!
Posts: 8,574Denise, read it to the Hubs
He says all the above holds true for Men-0-pause too.....and now he is lookingfrantically for
chocolate
but he doesn't know where it is :twisted: Cuz I hide it
Hello My name is Dilu and I am a chocoholic and a chocotarian
Kim-Bee Bearsbut he doesn't know where it is :twisted: Cuz I hide it
Hello My name is Dilu and I am a chocoholic and a chocotarian
LMAO!
Patsy Lake BearsDilu wrote:but he doesn't know where it is :twisted: Cuz I hide it
Hello My name is Dilu and I am a chocoholic and a chocotarian
LMAO! :D
You are so funny Dilu........I am with you I hide it as well
OxfordHAHAHAHAHAA it is SO funny, must send this to my boyfriend so he would understand what is PMS and how to handle me hee hee. Good one, Denise!
Warm hugs
Celena
Denise, read it to the Hubs
He says all the above holds true for Men-0-pause too.....and now he is lookingfrantically for
chocolate
but he doesn't know where it is :twisted: Cuz I hide it
Hello My name is Dilu and I am a chocoholic and a chocotarian
Dilu, I agree with it holding true for men-o-pause....in fact probably worse than PMS....strange word why wasn't it womenopause?????...........................
The real meaning "all of the males species should pause & think before opening big trap (oz for mouth).....
by the way offers of chocolate are flowing in
hugs
Denise
Posts: 8,574You guys are too too too funny... :dance: :dance: :dance:.
The best place I used to hide chocolate, before Men-o-pause....that he never never ever ever ever looked.......Dare I tell you? how to word this delicately. The bottom of the box that held supplies that we only ever needed once a month-
Now I hide them in the back of HIS sock drawer...because when he grabs socks or puts them away it is just a jumbled mess.....He's never going to clean it up.
He likes chocolate as much as I do and can eat a ton of it at a time.....so I truly do have to hide it as I can only handle a bite at a time.
other good places, the plastic boxes I use to hold supplies in the sewing room......Under neath the mohair scraps I am saving to make a patchwork bear, the back of the bill drawer, in the laundry room.....
It can't be in your room or drawers, thats the first place a guy will look....
I think I hear a 12 step program calling me.......
Too funny!!
Delartful Bears:clap: Thanks for sharing Denise - thats soo funny!
Danni
