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Densteds Densteds
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PMS - HORMONE HOSTAGE

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man

has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is

a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet

of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.

ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.

13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

And my favorite one...

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Deb Upstate New York
Posts: 1,650

Hahaha!  Thanks Denise; the gals at work are gonna love this!

pandamac 'EmBears
Northern New York State
Posts: 917
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I Love it! bear_grin sent it to my daughter...... :dance:

thanks for the smile...... :hug:
Ellen

plushkinbear BEAR ME SHOOTKA
Vladivostok, RUSSIA
Posts: 2,139

bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin :hug: bear_thumb :whistle:

Denise, thanks. ha ha ha

gotobedbears Posts: 3,177

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA   bear_tongue  bear_laugh  bear_grin  :teddybear:

How great Denise - i shall print this one out and stick it on my hubbies pillow!

Penny  :clap:  :dance:  :hug:

kbonsall Kim-Bee Bears
Pennsylvania
Posts: 5,645

bear_laugh  bear_laugh  bear_laugh  I should forward this to my hubby!  bear_laugh  bear_laugh  bear_laugh

Sandi.S. Posts: 1,277

We should all print these out and laminate, then put in hubbies' wallets!  bear_grin

Dilu Posts: 8,574

Denise, read it to the Hubs

He says all the above holds true for Men-0-pause too.....and now he is lookingfrantically for


chocolate


but he doesn't know where it is  :twisted:  Cuz I hide it  bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin


Hello My name is Dilu and I am a chocoholic and a chocotarian

kbonsall Kim-Bee Bears
Pennsylvania
Posts: 5,645
Dilu wrote:

but he doesn't know where it is  :twisted:  Cuz I hide it  bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin


Hello My name is Dilu and I am a chocoholic and a chocotarian

LMAO!  bear_laugh

patsylakebears Patsy Lake Bears
Sydney
Posts: 3,442
kbonsall wrote:
Dilu wrote:

but he doesn't know where it is  :twisted:  Cuz I hide it  bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin


Hello My name is Dilu and I am a chocoholic and a chocotarian

LMAO!  :D

You are so funny Dilu........I am with you I hide it as well  bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin

Celena Oxford
Posts: 461

HAHAHAHAHAA it is SO funny, must send this to my boyfriend so he would understand what is PMS and how to handle me hee hee. Good one, Denise!

Warm hugs
Celena

Densteds Densteds
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Dilu wrote:

Denise, read it to the Hubs

He says all the above holds true for Men-0-pause too.....and now he is lookingfrantically for


chocolate


but he doesn't know where it is  :twisted:  Cuz I hide it  bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin


Hello My name is Dilu and I am a chocoholic and a chocotarian

Dilu, I agree with it holding true for men-o-pause....in fact probably worse than PMS....strange word why wasn't it womenopause?????...........................

The real meaning "all of the males species should pause & think before opening big trap (oz for mouth).....

by the way offers of chocolate are flowing in  bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin


hugs
Denise

Dilu Posts: 8,574

You guys are too too too funny... :dance: bear_grin :dance: bear_grin :dance:.


The best place I used to hide chocolate, before Men-o-pause....that he never never ever ever ever looked.......Dare I tell you?  how to word this delicately.  The bottom of the box that held supplies that we only ever needed once a month-

Now I hide them in the back of HIS sock drawer...because when he grabs socks or puts them away it is just a jumbled mess.....He's never going to clean it up. bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin

He likes chocolate as much as I do and can eat a ton of it at a time.....so I truly do have to hide it as I can only handle a bite at a time.

other good places, the plastic boxes I use to hold supplies in the sewing room......Under neath the mohair scraps I am saving to make a patchwork bear, the back of the bill drawer, in the laundry room.....


It can't be in your room or drawers, thats the first place a guy will look....

I think I hear a 12 step program calling me.......

bear_tongue

I Love Teddies South Florida
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Too funny!!   bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin bear_grin

Delartful Bears Delartful Bears
Australia
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:clap: Thanks for sharing Denise - thats soo funny!

Danni

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