Teddy Talk: Creating, Collecting, Connecting

I am Lemon Meringue - it's true about chewing gum and walking at the same, the faster i chew the faster i walk.
After dinner speaker! HA HA HA - i can just about stand up after dinner 

And if by articulate they mean talks a lot, yep!

Of course i'm [INVALID] - is'nt every plump middle-aged woman [INVALID]?

i fancy some lemon meringue now yum yum

Penny  :dance:

Count me in!

I love swopping stuff  :dance:

Penny 

My hubby had acupuncture for his bad back......

he kept getting drawn towards the 'fridge door

hahahahahahh

Penny 

Ha Ha

Go on Shantell make her wear the too tight tutu - that'll teach her!

What flavour ice cream was it?

Penny  :bday:

Don't get blue - i started making a cat today, it promptly morphed into a girly bear and is now morphing into something else completely
I don't have a clue what the final outcome will be.

So don't worry Jenn, go with the flow

Bears are s.t.r.a.n.g.e. sometimes (a bit like us)

Penny 

Glad i'm not the only moron here Shantell - it makes me feel sooooo much better knowing i am not alone

:clap:

Penny 

Sweet bear - but why the long face ???? he he eh eh ehehhehehehehhhhehehehh

just kidding 

I make patchwork quilts and always include a square that does'nt quite match and when i do tapestry work i do the same sort of thing, adding a stitch in a different style etc.

It's a lovely idea is'nt it? But it did'nt originate with the Amish - it has been a tradition for centuries now - maybe because it allows us to make mistakes!

Penny 

Glad your Glands are working
and you can eat again
no chocolat for the past few days
it must have been a pain!
But now they're back
there'll be no lack
of Mars Bars
and of Snickers  :cake:

Penny 

Yes Pipa, i was going to have the works!

A true Hollywood smile but it turns out that it would actually be cheaper to fly to Hollywood, stay in a hotel and get the work done there than it would be to have it done here; so i'm considering that option.
I'm not vain you know, i had a car accident when i was young and my teeth took a bashing and now strange bone formations are beginning to develop and need treating - my dentist just was'nt interested - as long as your mouth is'nt about to explode with plaque most dentists don't give a damn to be honest or there would still be loads of NHS dentists i suppose.

I went to a private clinic for an estimate - i did'nt realise that i could buy a 3 bedroom house in Romania for the cost of a mouthful teeth! Oh Well you learn something new everyday 

Off to bed now Pipa,

Penny

p.s. how's your dribble coming along?

DENTISTS - THE RICHEST & MOST SADISTIC/MASOCHYSTIC LEECHES TO EVER WALK THE EARTH...and that's saying something considering all the Lawers and Estate Agents around

Don't talk to me about dentists - the last time i discussed havig work done they quoted me £20,000 !!!!!! YES your gorgeous orbs do not deceive you, that IS £20,000 you see before you

I think the guy just wanted to upgrade to a new Jaguar rather than the old battered Porshe he was driving at the time

Hahahahaahahaah - no way Hose'

Penny - likely to be toothless soon  :bday:

BLIMEY O'RIELLY PIPA 

Are you sure about you living in the UK and not deepest darkest Timbucktoo?

If i had a Dr. like that he would have been looking down the wrong end of catheta by now darlin'

:twisted:

I strongly advise you to go to your local ER and get them to look at it - forget about the poor sods lying in pools of blood on the ER floor, they're probably just lager louts after a nights boozing anyway- that's what hospitals are for (although they do their level best in the UK to pretend that they're not).

I'm getting quite angry for you now Pipa - what an old Git your Dr. is! Would you like me to come around and give him a bunch of fives?

Remember - when it comes to doctors, YOU'RE the boss not them

Nurse Pen - the one with the ladder in her tights and the squeaky shoes 

p.s. i'm not a real nurse Pipa but my does other half does so love the uniform........................

GROAN - fatter bum coming

An American sweetie importer - whooopeeeee

Thank you God - Thank you Helena  :pray:

Penny

GO TO THE DOCTORS !!!!

It should'nt keep happening Pipa, everyone should be able to drool over choccies

Get it checked sweetie

Penny - (Auntie Pen knows best)

Kids obviously enjoy the same grossness the world over - i bet there's even a Hindu or Chinese version of this ditty too

Penny

MALEvolent - men are usually the violent ones

HIStorical - when can men remember ANYTHING accurately?

misMANagement - this one makes sense

Penny

A wee while ago i managed to shove the needle right down under my finger nail leaving a big blueish red blob under the nail

That hurt like Billy Oh!!!!!!

Your injury sounds awful Wonks - glad it did'nt hurt you but did'nt you feel just a bit queasy with all that blood. I know you are a nurse but there is something decidedly nasty about your own blood rather than somebody else's don't you think?

Penny

All babies are ugly little munchkins - wrinked, pink, look like Winston Churchill or Sammy Davis Jr - depending on their ethnic background - and poo a lot
:lol:

I never coo at babies as they just scream at me anyway (:twisted:)

Mine were butt ugly until they reached 6 months old - in fact my eldest looked like Earnest Borgnine until he was a year old THEN he looked like Winston Churchill !
My youngest always had a runny nose and never slept for the first 18 months of his life and would head bang if left to his own devices - STRANGE

I love babbies but i could'nt eat a whole one

Penny

Sounds like a whole lotta red tape to me Girls
Can there be rules when there is'nt a governing body to police them?

I dunno about all this chucking the pattern away only to have to redraw it - don't most people just photocopy it, throw the original one away and then re-use it in it's photocopy form - this would technically be a 'new' pattern would'nt it? How many variations on a theme can there be anyway?

I've seen trillions of bears made by artists that must surely have come from the same pattern because they are all the same shape, size and style yet the bears are still described as being one of a kind.

I'm not dissing Nancy Tilburg or anyone else but just HOW do you keep coming up with totally new designs for every bear you produce - does it count as a completely new pattern if you just twiddle with the arm/leg length etc etc?

How can a bear artist develop a 'style' if they have to keep changing their patterns with every bear they produce?

Penny - confused

Matilda you just crack me up love

Penny

Love this story Kim

Long live teddy bears!

I'm sure they will go on being popular long after we have turned up our bear makers toes

Penny

Yeah i love this one Eileen but it's a bit different over here:

Nobody loves me,
Everybody hates me,
so i think I'll go & eat a worm.

Long ones fat ones
short ones skinny ones
see them squiggle and squirm

Bite  their heads off
suck their guts out
throw the skin away.

Nobody knows how i survive
on three fat worms
a day

Penny :twisted:

Consider it deleted Shelli

Over here it is one of the more polite euphemisms!!!!!

Penny

Now this is my sort of gal!!!!

Love the little ditty - i shall adopt it and teach it to my grandson as soon as he's able to talk - his Mum is gonna lurve me!

Ta, Matilda

Penny :P

P.S. I love orange it's one of my favourite colours

You never know Carolyn, Hyacinth may come strolling back!

I hope she does - SOON

Penny

p.s. what a great name for a cat

There are sooo many euphemisms for womens lower bits:

FOO FOO

HA'PENNY

THREEPENNY BIT

LITTLE MAN IN A BOAT - work that one out for yourselves :redface:

BUSH

NO I'M NOT GOING TO CARRY ON........

see if you can add any more clean ones and when we've run out of inspiration lets start on the MEN :twisted:

Penny - Gosh, this is like being back at school is'nt it? Great Fun!